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Every Tuesday the Pauls take a cinematic flop and find the one good thing about it - because no film is worthless!
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Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
Rage-ho, OGTeam: one of the Pauls can’t stand the wave of middling-to-good reception of a Wes Anderson film and has made it his life’s work to force people to love everything that a director a lot of people like already… more. It’s very satisfying and worthwhile. Paul G “defends” The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou!
Featuring: inspirational Owen Wilson t-shirt, Liam Neeson is definitely Jesus, old man Anderson and his Pokémon windows, Bill Murray’s little face! and simple touching.
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Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Every available Cockney cliché under the sun boys and girls, because this week the Pauls look for one good thing about Ray Cooney’s adapted from the stage play by Ray Cooney comedy film Run For Your Wife! Gorblimey Mary Poppins, it’s British, it’s a sex comedy, it’s everything that series of descriptives suggests it will be. Don’t dilly dally my boy, get stuck in OO-BLOODY-ERR.
Featuring: Denise Van H'outen, A Very Morrissey Reality, digital bigamy, d’oh, d’aww, what is he like and a Cockney rhyming slam.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
Get that ass, shake it thoroughly and then park it right there so you can listen to this week's OGT. The Pauls are opening wide for Paul Verhoeven's controversial masterpiece Showgirls. Is it a charming if clunky and kitsch insight into the seedy world of Las Vegas strip shows? Or just a lame excuse to see boobs. Only time and us will tell.
Featuring: more Mayall than you can handle, Kyle McClogkggn, a detumescent experience, the advantages of home video, Mega-acting, a Christmas tree, automatic popping breasts, Henry Even Wrinkler, gotta fuck a penny or two, yet more discussion regarding authorial intention versus hilarity and the most exhausting boner/wide-on you'll ever hide.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
Have you ever wondered what it's like to have not seen a particular Terrence Malick film and not particularly wanting to either, only to listen to two Pauls blow your mind and say the rumours were unfounded and please watch this perfect thing before it gets so good that all of us will be subsumed by the resulting opening void? Well neither have we, so here's us talking about the latest Terrence Malick disappointment Song to Song, featuring some great people doing barely a thing.
Featuring: drink my ashy meat, dog wedding, the gravy train, and the Australian workforce back on the streets, making editing the worst thing I had to do all weekend.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
One hundred and six, death by sticks! That's right, it's another high-concept episode with a six at the end where the Pauls talk not at you or even each other, but position themselves in front of the mirror and say things they've thought about in advance about film soundtracks until the glass fogs up and they believe the spirits sated once again.
Before that happens however they discuss ORIGINAL MOVIE SCORES in fine and sexy detail! They conclude upon the greatest score-adjacent questions out there, including whether film soundtracks are any bloody good at all (they're not) and what makes a good score (nothing, because they are bad) before counting down their top ten original film scores of all time (Tomb Raider, Avatar, you know the rest). What majesty awaits!
Featuring: a lot of fair use and some actual physical passion. BUT ALSO a Spotify playlist featuring the Pauls' top ten soundtracks of all time. Go get stuck in!
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
You made it past the title! Congrats, you're halfway there. The Pauls dive face first into the past to discover those awful films of the past in the hopes of unearthing a new terrible gem! It's like antique hunting in a flaming bin. Today they talk about a 1960s musical zombie film that people have kind of heard of as a joke.
Featuring: Nicholas Cage, editing 101, a fantastic compère, a total badass, four dancers and their friends, an incomprehensible foreigner, Ca$h $tacks, erotic bobbing, a 1940s gangster type in his 50s, and a sauce one.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Jan 29, 2019
Tuesday Jan 29, 2019
The Pauls were just sitting in their hovel enjoying some rice, when suddenly an errant Matthew Whitaker from the land of Screen Mayhem barged in and challenged us to a brutal duel to the pod! Naturally we sprang to our knees then later our feet and accepted the challenge. Kung Pow! Is it a masterful satire of old martial arts movies, or just a lot of nuts. You decide, based on us deciding for you.
Featuring: quotable phrases, cinematic self-discipline, Buzz Aldrin, bad date movies, noises, utterly incomprehensible notes, the longest quickfire round ever undertaken by Paulkind, and the well thought out and provocative film criticism of Paul Salt. Enjoy!
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Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share!
Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Congratulations on getting past that awful title. It's an Eddie Murphy movie in which he plays a dual role (spoilers) but without a fat suit (spoilers)! It's a January Miracle like frost and taxes. Murphy is in space this time, trying to save his night club from evil gangsters played by beloved character actors, with the assistance of some beloved character actors. Also, Randy Quaid is involved. Will Eddie Murphy save his nightclub? Will the Pauls find something to love about this lazy, fat child? Time, and this episode, will tell.
Featuring: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Gymnasium/book place, cinematic corpses, Italian American nonsense, Toploader's Italian, Alex Baldwins, home-made "cars", asses on the wall and much needed updates on Luis Guzman, James Rebhorn, Joe Pantoliano, Rosario Dawson, Pam Grier and Raymond's Dad.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Jan 15, 2019
Tuesday Jan 15, 2019
Things are so hectic right now! No sooner had Paul G returned from his guru retreat in Wisconsin, than Paul S decided to go find himself in Reykjavik. Never mind, all done that one, pop the kettle on, it's good to be home. But also get us out of here. It's time to talk about Eat Pray Love!
Featuring: Beautiful Richard Jenkins from Texas, London Style Sex, Cruddy Billy Crudup, a rubbish guru, entitlement (?), hungover Julia Roberts, Ass to Cake action, and Paul's impressions of India!
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Here's our YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rqzjoDWt8D-p37gU43pcQ - subscribe and share!
Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Dearest Felicity,
The howling grows louder each night. I've bolted the door against the night, but can take no comfort. I hear it jabbering incoherently at the windows. Its foul stench lies heavily over the kennels. It's a thing of slime, I'm sure of it. Shadows and slime. It shall come for me again tonight. Perhaps I shall not wake when it finds me. Perhaps such mercies exist.
Forever Yours,
Bullingdon Specialcock III
P.S. Movie 43 is fucking awful.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/