Episode 107. Song to Song

February 19, 2019

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have not seen a particular Terrence Malick film and not particularly wanting to either, only to listen to two Pauls blow your mind and say the rumours were unfounded and please watch this perfect thing before it gets so good that all of us will be subsumed by the resulting opening void? Well neither have we, so here's us talking about the latest Terrence Malick disappointment Song to Song, featuring some great people doing barely a thing.

Featuring: drink my ashy meat, dog wedding, the gravy train, and the Australian workforce back on the streets, making editing the worst thing I had to do all weekend.

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Episode 106. The One Good Thing About Film Scores

February 12, 2019

One hundred and six, death by sticks! That's right, it's another high-concept episode with a six at the end where the Pauls talk not at you or even each other, but position themselves in front of the mirror and say things they've thought about in advance about film soundtracks until the glass fogs up and they believe the spirits sated once again.

Before that happens however they discuss ORIGINAL MOVIE SCORES in fine and sexy detail! They conclude upon the greatest score-adjacent questions out there, including whether film soundtracks are any bloody good at all (they're not) and what makes a good score (nothing, because they are bad) before counting down their top ten original film scores of all time (Tomb Raider, Avatar, you know the rest). What majesty awaits!

Featuring: a lot of fair use and some actual physical passion. BUT ALSO a Spotify playlist featuring the Pauls' top ten soundtracks of all time. Go get stuck in!

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Episode 105. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies

February 5, 2019

You made it past the title! Congrats, you're halfway there. The Pauls dive face first into the past to discover those awful films of the past in the hopes of unearthing a new terrible gem! It's like antique hunting in a flaming bin. Today they talk about a 1960s musical zombie film that people have kind of heard of as a joke. 

Featuring: Nicholas Cage, editing 101, a fantastic compère, a total badass, four dancers and their friends, an incomprehensible foreigner, Ca$h $tacks, erotic bobbing, a 1940s gangster type in his 50s, and a sauce one. 

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Episode 104. Kung Pow (Feat. Matthew Whitaker)

January 29, 2019

The Pauls were just sitting in their hovel enjoying some rice, when suddenly an errant Matthew Whitaker from the land of Screen Mayhem barged in and challenged us to a brutal duel to the pod! Naturally we sprang to our knees then later our feet and accepted the challenge. Kung Pow! Is it a masterful satire of old martial arts movies, or just a lot of nuts. You decide, based on us deciding for you. 

Featuring: quotable phrases, cinematic self-discipline, Buzz Aldrin, bad date movies, noises, utterly incomprehensible notes, the longest quickfire round ever undertaken by Paulkind, and the well thought out and provocative film criticism of Paul Salt. Enjoy! 

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Episode 103. The Adventures of Pluto Nash

January 22, 2019

Congratulations on getting past that awful title. It's an Eddie Murphy movie in which he plays a dual role (spoilers) but without a fat suit (spoilers)! It's a January Miracle like frost and taxes. Murphy is in space this time, trying to save his night club from evil gangsters played by beloved character actors, with the assistance of some beloved character actors. Also, Randy Quaid is involved. Will Eddie Murphy save his nightclub? Will the Pauls find something to love about this lazy, fat child? Time, and this episode, will tell. 

Featuring: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Gymnasium/book place, cinematic corpses, Italian American nonsense, Toploader's Italian, Alex Baldwins, home-made "cars", asses on the wall and much needed updates on Luis Guzman, James Rebhorn, Joe Pantoliano, Rosario Dawson, Pam Grier and Raymond's Dad. 

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Episode 102. Eat Pray Love

January 15, 2019

Things are so hectic right now! No sooner had Paul G returned from his guru retreat in Wisconsin, than Paul S decided to go find himself in Reykjavik. Never mind, all done that one, pop the kettle on, it's good to be home. But also get us out of here. It's time to talk about Eat Pray Love! 

Featuring: Beautiful Richard Jenkins from Texas, London Style Sex, Cruddy Billy Crudup, a rubbish guru, entitlement (?), hungover Julia Roberts,  Ass to Cake action, and Paul's impressions of India!  

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Episode 101. Movie 43

January 8, 2019

Dearest Felicity, 

 

The howling grows louder each night. I've bolted the door against the night, but can take no comfort. I hear it jabbering incoherently at the windows. Its foul stench lies heavily over the kennels. It's a thing of slime, I'm sure of it. Shadows and slime. It shall come for me again tonight. Perhaps I shall not wake when it finds me. Perhaps such mercies exist. 

 

Forever Yours, 

Bullingdon Specialcock III

 

P.S. Movie 43 is fucking awful. 

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One Clip Thing

January 4, 2019

NOTE: A strange audio fault means that Paul Goodman's audio sounds as though he's appearing via the medium of a terrible vinyl record. Apologies, all will be well next week. 

Happy New Year! It's a special episode, just for you and our other listeners (but mainly you). The Pauls are in the UK together and take the opportunity to really knuckle down and make the best episode they've ever JUST KIDDING! It's a clip show. But new clips! Clips cut from previous episodes because they were too personal for us to take responsibility for... until now!

Featuring: Shania Twain, Mel Gibson's Bravemel, professionalism in the face of sneezing, Barry Underworld, the sound of the 80s, Sweaty Balls, the misadventures of a British Man in Australia, Football songs, Paul's dwindling head weight, Old Man Suspiria and both of the Pauls' Mums, who are lovely really.

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Episode 100. 100th Episode Spectacular!

December 25, 2018

One Hundred episodes and a bit! It's been one or two years, and the Pauls are celebrating by doing what they do best: masturbatory self scrutiny! We're reviewing our first episode, talking our top and bottom films we've watched for the show and take questions from our beloved audience. We also find plenty of time to affectionately berate each other and themselves. 

Featuring: Herzdog, Paul in a well, poor preparation, Andy Dingobaby, audio problems, a whole bunch of singing, a lightening round, a light-Ellen-ing round, and a real celebration of one of the greatest things we've ever done. Thanks for listening. 

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Episode 99. Christmas With the Kranks

December 18, 2018

Joy to the world and jingle all the way to infinity, because the Pauls are galloping to the 100-episode mark as if pulled by several magical deer or chased by one Dan Aykroyd angrily shaking a crystal skull. Let us take a break from finding the good in bad movies and settle down in front of a lovely Christmas moviethon with the family. Go on, Mum... unwrap the DVD you bought me on this festive day, don't even tell me what it was. I trust you, Mum. Ever since you brought me into this wo– CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS? Oh Mum! Pass me the suicide.

Featuring: Tim Allen's helmet, not-Dominique Swain, a literal toxic work environment, a hammy campaign and some good points made about the insane Malcolm in the Middle people.

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