Episode 139. Men in Black International

The boys are back in black...pool. It doesn't come up in the episode though because we're too busy talking about this crazy buddy cop movie to be distracted by the last operational steeplechase rollercoaster in the world. Gotta concentrate on Thessa Thompson and her larks! So buckle up, visit Blackpool and enjoy this episode. 

Featuring: the Haitch word, lesser Spielbergs, some rapid cumin's, the fastest fourman in OGT history, and two tired boys who are humanities only defense against the scum of the universe; Hollywood Producers. 

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Episode 138. Glass

Hey Paul! Yes Paul? *kablammo* WOW, GREAT SUICIDE PACT FELLAS! YUP, IT'S ME, OL' M. NIGHT, SHAKIN' IT HARD AS I ALWAYS SAY, SHAKIN' IT GOOD AND HARD. ANYWAY, WHILE MY TEAM OF PHILADELPHIA-BASED HANDYMEN BUILD ME A THRONE FROM THE  SHATTERED AND PORKED REMAINS OF THE PAULBOYS, I WANT TO SHOW YOU A FILM WHAT I DONE WHAT GOES BY THE NAME OF TWO-HOUR-PLUS WITH A SIDE SERVING OF BACKBREAKING EXPOSITION. WHO KNOWS - MAYBE WE'LL FIND A GOOD THING OR TWO WHILE WE'RE AT IT. YOU'LL KNOW LOL. I'LL TELL YOU.

TO GLASS!

Featuring: hi-def Bruce, the immortal everchild, a shining example and a God, frankly, and a whole new set of loveable comic book characters for you to know and love.

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Episode 137. Hellboy (2019)

Coming at you live through Goodman's grandad's gramophone: it's episode 137 of gay old time podcast The One Good Thing! Those crazy Pauls have one of those new fangled filmathons to hand, with their loud music and Super Mario's Party. Hellboy is the name, recycling and depreciating quality earlier work is its game. Let's just hope they take it down like anyone would to something born post-1970. Quickly and loudly.

Sorry about my mic. It's a-crackling but take solace in the fact that it's not your deteriorating mortal frame this time.

Featuring: definite unashamed subliminal EU sentiment, THIS is England, relevant urban youth speak, Neil Maskell? and more balls than is strictly necessary.

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Episode 136. The One Good Thing About Action

Hey you! Think you know your action like the Pauls know action? They’ve seen more action than you’ve had hot dinners mate, and not necessarily regarding but also not limited to sex and war, in case anyone cool is asking. They’ve seen, done and been it all, and what's more they don’t like to brag about it. So go think about that before you embarrass yourself.

So while they’re not doing any of that, and YOU’RE not doing any of that, all that’s left is for them to talk about their top ten action movies of all times, with heavy caveats and exclusions of course! And you’re going to bloody well listen.

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Episode 135. Fire Maidens from Outer Space

These fire maidens are outta sight! But also in this movie that the Pauls will watch because it's a history hole episode! And the hole has been most generous this time, bringing a 50s cigarette style adventure that's bound to have them all creased up, see? 

Featuring: A welcome return for the workmen of Australia, the worst kind of literary primary school, Neil Breen's amazon review, perverts in space, and some sexy space dancing. Gee Whiz! 

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Episode 134. Masters of the Universe

He-Pauls! And the Masters of the Universe movie from the 80s made for £5. Witness the might set. Comprehend the choppy fight scenes. Stifle laughter at the fearsome foes! Enjoy a Skeletor Soliloquy. All this and maybe more if we can afford it, on this episode of the One Good Thing! Stay in school, kids. 

Featuring: Thundercats in Croydon, Richard Nixon, a party political broadcast from Skeletor, Monica from Friends, Daaaaaave, Bo Selecta, and a brief history of Cannon Films and their exploits. 

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Episode 133. Mortal Kombat Annihilaiton (Feat. The Simpsons Index)

Fight! The undead pauls take on their original timeline counter parts (Elliot and BT from The Simpsons Index and Thrones of Game) in the hopes of earning their living skin back. Will it be a flawless victory or will everyone involved have their spines out by the end. Prepare yourselves. LISTEN! 

Featuring: the hottest new fatalities for the summer, Dexter's Dad, The Godfather: The Arcade Game, the stuntiest man in Hollywood, The Lonely Tarkatans, incredible disappearing characters, and Ermac, of course. Who could forget Ermac?

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Episode 132. Mr. Nanny

Calling all real Americans and real pain for my sham Americans: HULK SMASH…ed his way into Hollywood on the bicepped arms of Mr. Nanny and, much like the light of the sun has to travel the hundreds of millions of miles to Earth, the Paulboys only now feel the manly meaty punch of Terry “the Hulk “The Hulk”” Hogan, and are pleasantly surprised to find that it doesn’t just keep repeatedly punching them while they’re down. So crank it up! 

Featuring: The/a Hulk, #canvaslife, Dadley Moore, the only Hulk Hogan primer you’ll need/ever written, better than Surf Ninjas, shot him in the heart! Hulkavania, and a man who insists on throwing a dog in the river.

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Episode 131. Casper (Feat. Ellen Graham)

There's some spooky goings on at the Mansion de la Pauls. Crude jokes are making themselves, and we've been feeling strange emotions like fondness for the 90s. There's only one explanation, we're being haunted by a Baby Bearder! And this one has dug up a ripe young corpse for us to all enjoy!

Featuring: The longest introduction ever recorded, Way more about Paul S’ early fantasies than you ever wanted to know, every dad you ever wanted, the devastating cheese appetites of the film4 staff, Brad Garrett (who is lovely), the home alone theme, lots of liquids, Daddy Juice (TM) and some grumpy old dead pricks.

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Episode 130. Noting Not Another Teen Movie

We did it! We made it through another ten god damn episodes. Time to celebrate by turning to a much maligned film that one of the Pauls has a soft (?) spot for. See if you can spot which one. It's the sexy comedy about sexy comedies, but will the other Paul's heart be won over by the homely dame, or will he turn out to be Sarah Michelle Gellar. Awful. Tune in to find out! 

Featuring: Idris Elba's crazy emporium of wacky characters, lots of depth for the Pauls to be out of, some political insights, Kevin Costner's awful horse, a travelogue of getting murdered in India, the complicated politics of mooning, Clive Owen's grim duty, and Jeff Goldblum's Legacy.