One Good Thing
Episode 131. Casper (Feat. Ellen Graham)

Episode 131. Casper (Feat. Ellen Graham)

August 20, 2019

There's some spooky goings on at the Mansion de la Pauls. Crude jokes are making themselves, and we've been feeling strange emotions like fondness for the 90s. There's only one explanation, we're being haunted by a Baby Bearder! And this one has dug up a ripe young corpse for us to all enjoy!

Featuring: The longest introduction ever recorded, Way more about Paul S’ early fantasies than you ever wanted to know, every dad you ever wanted, the devastating cheese appetites of the film4 staff, Brad Garrett (who is lovely), the home alone theme, lots of liquids, Daddy Juice (TM) and some grumpy old dead pricks.

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Episode 130. Noting Not Another Teen Movie

Episode 130. Noting Not Another Teen Movie

August 13, 2019

We did it! We made it through another ten god damn episodes. Time to celebrate by turning to a much maligned film that one of the Pauls has a soft (?) spot for. See if you can spot which one. It's the sexy comedy about sexy comedies, but will the other Paul's heart be won over by the homely dame, or will he turn out to be Sarah Michelle Gellar. Awful. Tune in to find out! 

Featuring: Idris Elba's crazy emporium of wacky characters, lots of depth for the Pauls to be out of, some political insights, Kevin Costner's awful horse, a travelogue of getting murdered in India, the complicated politics of mooning, Clive Owen's grim duty, and Jeff Goldblum's Legacy. 

Episode 129. The Happytime Murders

Episode 129. The Happytime Murders

August 6, 2019

The Pauls are back and sleepy! Watch as their sleep-deprived minds try to recall the intricacies of a nonsensical plot that no one was intended to care about. Hear their willingness to talk seriously about this movie ebb away before your ears! It's the maddening spectacle of two men watching pornographic puppets. Listen if you dare! 

Featuring: our thoughts on the most important trailer of the year, a puppet dynasty, gooch yawns, smut, Emma Watson's mocap mishaps, muppet drugs, a cow having its teets jerked by an octopus for ages and the least deserving threeman yet. 

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One Quick Thing #6. Blood Mania

One Quick Thing #6. Blood Mania

August 1, 2019

In the quickest quick thing yet, the Pauls take a sexy stroll through murder town, with Blood Mania! The final recording of three, this finds the Pauls at their sleepiest and most delirious. Good thing they have such a straightforward film to discuss! 

Featuring: Rowdy sexy music, the best trailer ever, the props guy from Easy Rider, melty melty hitler, Moe Green, the best opening title sequence ever, a pruney beauty, sex Frankenstein, and the ancient art of whatever that is. 

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One Quick Thing #5. The Devil’s Hand

One Quick Thing #5. The Devil’s Hand

July 23, 2019

It's holiday time for the Pauls! But before they left to enjoy New Zealand and East Finchley respectively, they recorded their reactions to yet another Gore House Great! Will this film live up to the outrageous standards of the other GHGs? Only time and this podcast will tell if you listen to it. 

Featuring: Alan Alda's excellent dad, Cleasty Yeastwood, more threeman fuckups, Nancy Reagan, wild speculation about the back of Argos, people puppets, Francis the High Executioner, Maureen from Number 27, and Gamba the Devil God of Evil. 

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Episode 128. Baywatch

Episode 128. Baywatch

July 16, 2019

The Pauls haven't had much luck at the beach in the past. They've had runs with Surf Ninjas, knock off Bodhis and the end of Gigli. Also they're so pale you can see their hearts in direct sunlight like a weird fish. But the sun is out (in one of their countries) so it's time to pull up those thongs and go to town. It's the baywatch remake! 

Featuring: stunning awareness of the geography of the British Isles, Pamela Anderson 2: Neil Breen, a meal fit for a Travers, Zayfron, naughty words, tumescence, and a very serious conversation about the career prospects of "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson. 

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Episode 127. Spice World

Episode 127. Spice World

July 9, 2019

Spice up your life by listening to two awful men talk about a twenty year old movie that wasn't made for them! Apropos of nothing, they decide to watch baby, ginger, athletic, wealthy, and frightening in their first and so far only movie. It's a mad trip of a podcast for a genuinely baffling film. Enjoy! 

Featuring: A surprisingly small number of studio albums, yet more references to David Lynch and That Darn Cat, Roger "The Mad Dog" Ebert, the Brexit bus, and at least two celebrity cameos including Spudgun and Norm from Cheers. 

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Episode 126. Even More Things You Might Have Missed

Episode 126. Even More Things You Might Have Missed

July 2, 2019

It's out longest title yet and probably the longest time we've spent before actually talking about the thing we came to talk about. It's another round of excellent movies those condescending pricks think you might have missed in your busy, busy life. So drop that overpriced fruit drink, stop dancing for five seconds and listen to all the best ways you could be silently staring at a screen. 

Featuring: a lot of clips in languages you don't know (probably), Paul's near near-death experience, a very Nolan afterlife, an intro that just cannot stop giving, Ken "Rambo" Barlow, another fucking film cake, and lots of wikipedia pages to be! 

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Episode 125. The Conqueror

Episode 125. The Conqueror

June 25, 2019

YARGH! Look out peasants and women minding their own business. It's a time of plunder and rrrrrapine! There are hoardes of rampaging Pauls sweeping across the steppes in search of land or property they can forcibly acquire without due process. RAPINE! Also, they're gonna watch 1956's radioactive misstep, The Conqueror. 

Featuring: John Wayne as a Mongolian warlord (seriously), some excellent voice work all around, decidedly unafraid children, yet another jingle, Stinky McShitface (tm), a sticky pate, a very confused score, horsey streams, and Jahmoogah!

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Episode 124. Gods of Egypt (feat. Daniel Wilks)

Episode 124. Gods of Egypt (feat. Daniel Wilks)

June 18, 2019

Alottagreen founder Daniel Wilks challenges one of his newest recruits (couple a' Pauls) with an arduous treck through the CGI desert that is Australia, in Alex Proyas' Gods of Egypt. The Pauls battle fervently to reclaim their stolen eyes but only manage to get one of the four back, so they have to share forever. 

Featuring: More cinema tales, the beard accent, a very special fourmen, Beck, a Scottish Christmas, a very small horn, the loudest thief ever, Brian Brown the King of the Gods, and Hayden Christensen the vocal coach. 

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