Episode 99. Christmas With the Kranks

December 18, 2018

Joy to the world and jingle all the way to infinity, because the Pauls are galloping to the 100-episode mark as if pulled by several magical deer or chased by one Dan Aykroyd angrily shaking a crystal skull. Let us take a break from finding the good in bad movies and settle down in front of a lovely Christmas moviethon with the family. Go on, Mum... unwrap the DVD you bought me on this festive day, don't even tell me what it was. I trust you, Mum. Ever since you brought me into this wo– CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS? Oh Mum! Pass me the suicide.

Featuring: Tim Allen's helmet, not-Dominique Swain, a literal toxic work environment, a hammy campaign and some good points made about the insane Malcolm in the Middle people.

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Episode 98. Catwoman

December 11, 2018

Meow, it's all cats this week. The Pauls tackle one of the most infamous superhero films of all time and ask the immortal question: did Halle Berry deserve that Razzie, eventually concluding: maybe. Strap yourselves in, this ride is off the line!

Featuring: Offensive imitations of a cat accent, a lovely drawing of Gotham City by Pitof (age 6), ethnic music, an editing maze, rubbish looking cats, low intensity parkour, Forrest Gump, Non Cassel Pas and Byron Mann, just. 

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Episode 97. The Last Airbender

December 4, 2018

For centuries the two nations of Paul lived in harmony. They were big benders and they loved it. But then the visionary avatar came and ruined the whole bloody lot. Now the Pauls have to watch an M. Night Shyamalan film again and find all the good bits. Whatever happened to good old bending? 

Featuring: Benders, the secret to enjoying cinemas, Udo Kier and his wretched son, iCarly star Sir Lawrence Olivier, Arng, Super Sokka, the flammable fire lord, Secret Statham, The Drill Nation Dance Group, a cheeky Chappie cameo, and dear, dear Fat Benji. 

 

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Episode 96. Film

November 27, 2018

This week the Pauls return with a concept as pure as the thing they're talking about to talk about! That's right, for anyone still unsure, we are a film podcast, so we actually have to discuss the thing itself occasionally. That's this. In here. Come on. There's a seat with your name on it. Pure coincidence though. You don't OWN the cinema, Geoffrey.

Featuring: Nolan's eggy bin, beautiful trash bot, bad luck Joel, Paul's best Michael Caine impression yet, Master Dilks and Susan.

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Episode 95. Manos: The Hands of Fate

November 20, 2018

MANOS! Hear our exhaultation to you, mighty lord of terrible movies! Bestow upon us terrible performances, hilarious editing, and a thousand inexplicable decisions. We ask of this of you, oh Manos. Reward our intreped exploration of the trash of cinematic history with a gem of inadvertant comedy genius. Thy will be done, thy will be done, thy will be done. 

Featuring: Terrible audio from a Paul, your badass gran, goatboy, surprise beauty contests, baby Peter Travers, exclusive audio of awkward silences, 60s driving safety, cursed teens, and the discovery of yet another cinematic genius. 

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Episode 94. Vampire’s Kiss

November 13, 2018

The Pauls delve deep again into the inferno of Nicholas Cage. This time they shan't emerge until they take on the Cage Rage itself and decide once and for all if Nick Cage is indeed a good actor. Along the way they review possibly his craziest role to date! Are we getting through to you, Alva? (and the rest of you?)

Featuring: a brand new accent, subtle office politics, David Foster Niles Crane, Our Leary with dear old Mr Cage, let's-have-sex face, the toughest plot recap yet, cheapies, URGH, and the fine line between normal and Rik Mayall. 

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Episode 93. Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters (feat. Baby Beard)

November 6, 2018

Double, Double Toil and Trouble; Renner Burn and Arterton Bubble! Fillet of Pauly Snake, in the podcast boil and bake. Eye of Sean and toe of Phil, wool of Ellen and Beard of Baby. For a film of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble. 

Featuring: Pleather, Shakespeare with injections, violence, optional sexual assault, morals, the sugar sickness (?), lots of jokes we don't hear each other make, a big bibliography boy, and a movie that you all have to see. Skip to 1:09:20 for that. Seriously, you have to watch it. 

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Episode 92. The One Spooky Thing about the Nightmare On Elm St. franchise!

October 30, 2018

Bwahaha bitches. It's travelling time... to the episode where Paul Salt shows Paul Goodman every single Elm St. movie from the original run and says "so what did you think?" in the style of a West Coast exec producer. Turns out he said a lot, and Paul Salt said a lot in return. It's prime time, bitch! Bitch bitch bitch. He says it a lot. Guess which Paul is writing this. Happy Halloween!

Featuring: Good Accent segment, Creepy Corner, great nun stuff, Sir Ben Kingsley, liquid meta and a right old stab in the boy.

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Episode 91. The Boy Next Door

October 23, 2018

Oh hey there. We're your new neighbours, Pauls. We were just fixing a few things whilst reciting our favourite macho epic poem, The Iliad, featuring ja boi Achilles. Perhaps we can come over tonight and slide our meaty dogs between your floury buns. What's that? You're busy tonight?! We'll follow you to the ends of the earth to avenge this slight! We hope you drive one of the cars we have blueprints for, dick. Well instead of giving you the privilege of our private length, here's us talking about a raunchy stalker thriller. 

Featuring: Jennifer Lopez, Biceps, Kevin Mccallister's Dad, Anne Heche/Leslie Ash, the oldest first edition ever written, some mighty quivering, anti-intellectual school principals, and Paul's Dating Tips.

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Episode 90. Saving The Shadow

October 16, 2018

Happy 90th everyone! You're all 90 now (Sorry about that) so come listen to us loudly defend The Shadow 1994. The guy who made Highlander 2 struck gold again with this psychic superhero, played actorly by Alan Baldwin (or something). It's like Batman 89 meets legally mandated changes to the script to make it less like Batman 89. Who knows what comedy lies in the heart of a 90s blockbuster flop? The Pauls might. 

Featuring: Tim Curry The Cartoon Reptile, ageless composite effects, Raymond's Dad, sultry dames, a whole bunch of cackling, wanking Robert Openheimer, bumbly Ian Mckellan and a horrifying secret from Paul Salt's mysterious cockney childhood. 

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