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Every Tuesday the Pauls take a cinematic flop and find the one good thing about it - because no film is worthless!
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Jan 8, 2019
Jan 8, 2019
1hr 19 min
Dearest Felicity,
The howling grows louder each night. I've bolted the door against the night, but can take no comfort. I hear it jabbering incoherently at the windows. Its foul stench lies heavily over the kennels. It's a thing of slime, I'm sure of it. Shadows and slime. It shall come for me again tonight. Perhaps I shall not wake when it finds me. Perhaps such mercies exist.
Forever Yours,
Bullingdon Specialcock III
P.S. Movie 43 is fucking awful.
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Jan 4, 2019
Jan 4, 2019
59 min
NOTE: A strange audio fault means that Paul Goodman's audio sounds as though he's appearing via the medium of a terrible vinyl record. Apologies, all will be well next week.
Happy New Year! It's a special episode, just for you and our other listeners (but mainly you). The Pauls are in the UK together and take the opportunity to really knuckle down and make the best episode they've ever JUST KIDDING! It's a clip show. But new clips! Clips cut from previous episodes because they were too personal for us to take responsibility for... until now!
Featuring: Shania Twain, Mel Gibson's Bravemel, professionalism in the face of sneezing, Barry Underworld, the sound of the 80s, Sweaty Balls, the misadventures of a British Man in Australia, Football songs, Paul's dwindling head weight, Old Man Suspiria and both of the Pauls' Mums, who are lovely really.
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Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
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Dec 25, 2018
Dec 25, 2018
1hr 25 min
One Hundred episodes and a bit! It's been one or two years, and the Pauls are celebrating by doing what they do best: masturbatory self scrutiny! We're reviewing our first episode, talking our top and bottom films we've watched for the show and take questions from our beloved audience. We also find plenty of time to affectionately berate each other and themselves.
Featuring: Herzdog, Paul in a well, poor preparation, Andy Dingobaby, audio problems, a whole bunch of singing, a lightening round, a light-Ellen-ing round, and a real celebration of one of the greatest things we've ever done. Thanks for listening.
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Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
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Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018
1hr 6 min
Joy to the world and jingle all the way to infinity, because the Pauls are galloping to the 100-episode mark as if pulled by several magical deer or chased by one Dan Aykroyd angrily shaking a crystal skull. Let us take a break from finding the good in bad movies and settle down in front of a lovely Christmas moviethon with the family. Go on, Mum... unwrap the DVD you bought me on this festive day, don't even tell me what it was. I trust you, Mum. Ever since you brought me into this wo– CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS? Oh Mum! Pass me the suicide.
Featuring: Tim Allen's helmet, not-Dominique Swain, a literal toxic work environment, a hammy campaign and some good points made about the insane Malcolm in the Middle people.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
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Dec 11, 2018
Dec 11, 2018
57 min
Meow, it's all cats this week. The Pauls tackle one of the most infamous superhero films of all time and ask the immortal question: did Halle Berry deserve that Razzie, eventually concluding: maybe. Strap yourselves in, this ride is off the line!
Featuring: Offensive imitations of a cat accent, a lovely drawing of Gotham City by Pitof (age 6), ethnic music, an editing maze, rubbish looking cats, low intensity parkour, Forrest Gump, Non Cassel Pas and Byron Mann, just.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
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Dec 4, 2018
Dec 4, 2018
1hr 9 min
For centuries the two nations of Paul lived in harmony. They were big benders and they loved it. But then the visionary avatar came and ruined the whole bloody lot. Now the Pauls have to watch an M. Night Shyamalan film again and find all the good bits. Whatever happened to good old bending?
Featuring: Benders, the secret to enjoying cinemas, Udo Kier and his wretched son, iCarly star Sir Lawrence Olivier, Arng, Super Sokka, the flammable fire lord, Secret Statham, The Drill Nation Dance Group, a cheeky Chappie cameo, and dear, dear Fat Benji.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! And also here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Nov 27, 2018
Nov 27, 2018
1hr 26 min
This week the Pauls return with a concept as pure as the thing they're talking about to talk about! That's right, for anyone still unsure, we are a film podcast, so we actually have to discuss the thing itself occasionally. That's this. In here. Come on. There's a seat with your name on it. Pure coincidence though. You don't OWN the cinema, Geoffrey.
Featuring: Nolan's eggy bin, beautiful trash bot, bad luck Joel, Paul's best Michael Caine impression yet, Master Dilks and Susan.
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Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! And also here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Nov 20, 2018
Nov 20, 2018
55 min
MANOS! Hear our exhaultation to you, mighty lord of terrible movies! Bestow upon us terrible performances, hilarious editing, and a thousand inexplicable decisions. We ask of this of you, oh Manos. Reward our intreped exploration of the trash of cinematic history with a gem of inadvertant comedy genius. Thy will be done, thy will be done, thy will be done.
Featuring: Terrible audio from a Paul, your badass gran, goatboy, surprise beauty contests, baby Peter Travers, exclusive audio of awkward silences, 60s driving safety, cursed teens, and the discovery of yet another cinematic genius.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Goodman's review of Javier Marías' Berta Isla here: https://www.readings.com.au/review/berta-isla-by-javier-mar-as
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! And also here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Nov 13, 2018
Nov 13, 2018
57 min
The Pauls delve deep again into the inferno of Nicholas Cage. This time they shan't emerge until they take on the Cage Rage itself and decide once and for all if Nick Cage is indeed a good actor. Along the way they review possibly his craziest role to date! Are we getting through to you, Alva? (and the rest of you?)
Featuring: a brand new accent, subtle office politics, David Foster Niles Crane, Our Leary with dear old Mr Cage, let's-have-sex face, the toughest plot recap yet, cheapies, URGH, and the fine line between normal and Rik Mayall.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Goodman's review of Javier Marías' Berta Isla here: https://www.readings.com.au/review/berta-isla-by-javier-mar-as
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! And also here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Nov 6, 2018
Nov 6, 2018
1hr 18 min
Double, Double Toil and Trouble; Renner Burn and Arterton Bubble! Fillet of Pauly Snake, in the podcast boil and bake. Eye of Sean and toe of Phil, wool of Ellen and Beard of Baby. For a film of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Featuring: Pleather, Shakespeare with injections, violence, optional sexual assault, morals, the sugar sickness (?), lots of jokes we don't hear each other make, a big bibliography boy, and a movie that you all have to see. Skip to 1:09:20 for that. Seriously, you have to watch it.
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Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases
Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1
Goodman's review of Javier Marías' Berta Isla here: https://www.readings.com.au/review/berta-isla-by-javier-mar-as
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! And also here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
