One Good Thing

Holy duck! This week the Pauls take their first step into farty cinema of the past because, believe it or not, people did crap things back then too. It’s not all Morrissey and Thatcherism you know. That’s right, ladies and gentlemallards, this week the Pauls find the one good thing about Howard the Duck, because they sure did made movies like that anymore.

Featuring: some lovely duckplay, stickin’ it with Tim, the science series that really will stamp on evolution, whatever a sex clinic is and Mariah Carey’s REAL agenda here.

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This week the Pauls were waylaid by fan of the show Jennifer Sohns showing up in the middle of a plumbing job and waving a shiny rock in our faces. “Take this to another dimension,” she cooed, then when I reached out for it she beat us over the head with a hammer and dragged our bodies hundreds of miles into a moody dystopia populated by folk-singing mushrooms, men evolved from dragons and goo hanging from literally fucking everything. “It’s just like Mario!” cried Jennifer, taunting us by hooting and waving the rock in our faces which, now our eyes have adjusted, was clearly just a lump of coal with some sellotape around it. “Just like Mario,” we chorused, sick in the head and not even knowing what a Mario is anymore, but just wanting the ordeal to stop. Just like playing a videogame, amirite? …right? Hello?

Thanks Jennifer! Keep up the good work!

Featuring: the best oh face, a nasty saga, bear talez, British wit and all the games you know and love… in a film!

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Well, we only went and asked the very good Movie Maintenance podcast for a recommendation. Originally that recommendation was to stop calling them and standing outside their window with boomboxes (Wagner, obviously) – but eventually they relented and poured the boiling vat of A Sound of Thunder all over our faces. And you know what? We lapped it up. Turns out people who are very good at fixing films on the side can also pick a very bad film when prompted. That's talent for you.

Featuring: Ron?! Bulger, heady sequel pitching, a real demonstration of Ben Kingsley’s talent, …plus hair!, an unrelated T-Rex, Antogram, Richard Littlemoth and one Paul who gets very excited that he isn’t the only one to fuck up a name from time to time.

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Howdy y'all/y'all'all, what up and shut up: the Paulboyz are once again overrun by Australians (though they still refuse to show us their birth certificates) – what better way to celebrate this latest subjugation by looking at an infamous part of history that has nothing to do with Australia nor any real grounding in reality? That's right, this week the Pauls and Sean and Phil and Chris looked at Chopper! Also Wild Wild West, because it is a bad film. y'all.

Featuring: spiders! genders! minorities! boobies! and some... jokes? yee-haw etc.

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And so into the grey those sweet Paulboyz ride – MATTHEW GREY (GRAY) that is. He (@clockworkwriter) suggested we do some of the movie movies, we put it to a poll, nobody could make up their bloody minds and now the Paulboyz are stuck with three hours of something approximating satire. It was witnessed, recorded and swiftly dumped into a well. Was it a wishing well? H.G. Wells? Welwyn Garden City? Nobody knows, so dense are the references. Better just ask Crispin Glover like we always do.

Featuring: poor duck, some women?, Leslie Nielsen, good English stretchface and some preferable if questionable alternatives.

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We’ve hit another tenner and you know what that means: one of the disgusting Paulboyz pulls a film favourite from the pile of stink that amasses around the truly deranged and defends it for the whole world to see! This week, one of the Pauls somehow thinks Lars Von Trier's 2009 film Antichrist isn’t a loathsome piece of garbage and that maybe we need to have a chat about it. So there you go. Other Paul doesn’t have much of a choice. Tens is tens after all.

Featuring: Northern Dad, Willem Dafoe’s relentless quest for treats, the weirdest Snickers ad out there and yes, that Daily Mail.

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Want to support OGT? Jingles from episodes 1-50 now available on Bandcamp – just £2.50 for more than 20 tracks! https://ogtpod.bandcamp.com/releases  

Dockhead, the novel by OGT’s Paul Goodman, is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieauthors! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dockhead-Paul-Goodman/dp/1521335648/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&dpID=41Yh2Hhu87L&dpPl=1&keywords=dockhead&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1507380952&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1

Paulz

This week the Paulz confuse their timelines and whisk themselves back to a crazy era where only men played videogames, music was repetitive and only men played videogames, did I mention that? That’s right, they went to a 2015 Adam Sandler film. Arf. Pixels. That’s about all this fucking thing is getting. One good thing.

Featuring: memory lane, …FUN???!!!!, a winning formula, good lessons for your kids and everything pretty much in its right and holy place where gender roles and masculinity is concerned.

Happy Valentine’s one and all! Obviously the Pauls have booked out every restaurant in the city on the off-chance that in gallivanting they pass by even one of them. If not, though, they’ll probably do what they always do: drink organic vinegar from the bottle and watch one Garry Marshall film at random until that thing happens where the liquid starts pouring out of a steaming hole in the back of their heads. When not wriggling their sopping fists through each other’s new neck-holes, however, they might have noticed a good thing or two about that there film that was what where playing on that there teevee screen there there there. Hospital please.

Featuring: some amazing women, some saucy men, a sad child, immigrants and jokes almost colliding, a dubious new segment and Topher Grace.

This week the Pauls struggle to be heard over the sound of an obnoxious four-four beat backing over them like a lorry packed to the rafters with bullshit; fortunately for them, Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever was on the TV, so they were able to hear it over everything else perfectly. And what do you know, they even found a few good things about it… ONE good thing, that is. But also a few. Featuring: the inevitable return to a Channel 4 cult comedy classic, not being John Travolta (or Clive Owen), a smoking nanobot, whispered kicks and doing everything in your power to be a human being.

This week the Paulboyz ask 'Why doesn't everyone love the films we love?' and get stuck into those 'Great' movies that people love to hate. Featuring: Christopher Nolan, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Denis Villeneuve, Damien Chazelle, John Madden, Rian Johnson and anyone who's ever liked or disliked a film and just fancied a good old chat.