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Every Tuesday the Pauls take a cinematic flop and find the one good thing about it - because no film is worthless!
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Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
It's back up their history hole for Paul and Paul as they enter the Roaring 40s to review what is commonly perceived to be the weakest Marx Brothers film. Is it the Jack and Jill of its generation? Or is it obviously not that? Find out only by listening to the episode we've recorded about that.
Featuring: Goodman's powerful brothers, the tragic story of Todd Theoscars, Chica Marx, the best song about child abuse you'll hear today, a throb of a time, and the flat circular nature of time.
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Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
*** Goodman's mic is knackered in this one. Sorry about that. This'll be sorted by next episode!***
Not content to ruin our lives with the adorable nostalgic Casper (the friendly ghost), Ellen returns to fill said ruins with Disney Dreamz (TM). This week it's the one good thing about The Black Cauldron!
Featuring: the slipperiest soap, executive pig assistant, the hidden hero, the obvious Gollum and a Cockney bookie hero.
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Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Episode 173. Mean Guns
Ever thought: “sure, it’s hilarious when the Pauls are miserable, but I love their rank depression and hope they never take a holiday”? Well you can sod off now, scum, because Matthew Whittaker of the extremely chocolatey Cinema Bushido has recommended we find all the good things in Albert Pyun’s Mean Guns for us to rub over our aching hearts like a salve made of salve concentrate.
Featuring: not needing advice on guns or anything else, poetic Dr. T, a big smiley face, The Long Arm Killers, whose daughter?, positive swearing and Tommy.
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Hey everyone. Thanks for listening as ever - here are the links from the top of the show. Have a look and if any of these resonate, please donate!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd
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https://natsiwa.org.au - National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Women’s Alliance
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Thanks, love,
The Pauls
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Tuesday Jun 02, 2020
Tuesday Jun 02, 2020
Calling all Jellicle whatevers! Daniel from Cinematic Adventure hates us so much that he wanted to make us watch Cats and talk about it for a bit. This is that.
You see? I can do it without a pun. Movie critics are hacks.
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I'm not even going to do one as a gag here. Not anywhere.
Featuring: Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jel
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Tuesday May 26, 2020
Tuesday May 26, 2020
In Salt's quest to discover the true bottom ten of OGT history, but also to keep things interesting, The Pauls are spicing up their rewatch frenzy by recording a commentary for the British sex comedy Run For Your Wife. Now YOU, cursed listener, can watch along with us as we: forget what's happening, perform role play after role play about minor characters and ask each other about early noughties experiences for later alt-tabbing. Hooray!
Featuring: The Last of the Summer Wine and Judi Dench.
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Tuesday May 19, 2020
Tuesday May 19, 2020
Too bad, OGTeam, you got SNAKE EYES! (beaten up Nic Cage voice) Or at the very least you've got a case of the Kevin Dunnes because you're about to be embroiled in the slipperiest conspiraciest secret operation out there: one Paul likes a Nic Cage film, he's decided to defend it, and we barely discuss Nic Cage at all! At least compared to normal. Probably because it's Brian De Palma's Snake Eyes.
So grab your ticket (I put it in your pool of goodwill while you were sleeping), pull up a fight-night seat right next to your favourite Gary Sinise and get ready for an earful on Brian De Palma's SNAAAAAKE EEEEYYYYEEES. Please.
Featuring: an Owen Wilson mwow, a justified perv, the scandal of a thirteen-year old and the light prism that is the many soul permutations of Kevin Dunne.
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Tuesday May 12, 2020
Tuesday May 12, 2020
Way-ay pets and bairns, time to dust off our not-at-all practiced Geordie accents as we look for the good things in Paul Salt's least favourite film of all time, Zombie Women of Satan!
Featuring: Butts, Boobs and Proust.
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Tuesday May 05, 2020
Tuesday May 05, 2020
Merry Christmas, book fans! The Pauls went to their local Blockbuster with a hollowed-out copy of Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch under each arm, the plan being to smuggle out every single copy of Double Impact to watch it on Salt's many screens – unfortunately for them the Blockbuster store manager Keith spotted them coming a mile off and ran over to those succulent boys, madly waving his hands above his head and sweating like a mad horse.
"Thank God you're here," said Keith. "Let's get this sorted once and for all – this time for Jesus."
After which he emptied a bin bag full of the smashed remains of every The Goldfinch DVD he had into our scooped-out books, filling any gaps with fast-hardening glue. His teeth were audibly grinding in the frenzy. Neither Paul nor I dared meet his eye.
"Now eye, brain and ear are whole again," he ejaculated, pulling down his trousers and saluting us. "Go, brave warriors! Godspeed to the Void!" He waved until we could no longer see him or his ball over the curvature of the Earth.
One of the Pauls wept all the way home and collapsed into violent racially-motivated swearing several minutes before reaching the safety of his soundproofed hate-room, but the other handsomer one thumbed the pudding mass of DVD shards into the VCR his mum was saving for karaoke nights, but not before slapping his friend eight or nine times in the face like you would any hysterical person. As luck would have it, the reformed disc shards played every beat of Double Impact completely without fault.
But this episode is about The Goldfinch.
Featuring: popular character from The Goldfinch Pippo, Sarah Bilson, Movie Dad, My Favourite Russian, spoilers, a faithful adaptation and a Pipers crisp.
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Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET?! WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME! and other non-applicable quotes: it's time to make the great man a twoman and delve into Passion Project #2, Gotti. The Fanatic is on the horizon. And we're not talking about John Travolta.
Featuring: 'Goaty', medicine for wiseguys, the joke that finally destroys us, photo etiquette and the weighty responsibility of becoming the new John Travolta.
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Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Not enough 2020 movies to keep you occupied during the lockdown? No worries! We've got a big bunch of 2019 movies you might have missed! Come check them out
Featuring: Adam Sandler (I know!), several kinds of hell, Nazis, tips on decorating your cave, masculinity, some shade and a good ol' fashioned family fuck off.
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