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Every Tuesday the Pauls take a cinematic flop and find the one good thing about it - because no film is worthless!
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Jan 19, 2021
Jan 19, 2021
1hr 1 sec
Thanks to Awesome A.F. patron Lucy May Clipsham for recommending Escape From Tomorrow – a film ostensibly about Disney and filmed on location in Disneyland if anyone cared to notice! Which they almost didn't! Chuck some puns in there about the Pauls queueing for ages and being so sick on the rides/from eating doughnuts/ from social anxiety and you've got yourself a classic episode of Paul on Paul: Film Time.
Featuring: big dick energy jr., classic pie jump situation, Sir Arthur Creampie, slapping a kid, the A-word, new joke, good foot cream, Blife, Wellen and Shart Tales.
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Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around!
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
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https://facebook.com/ogtpod
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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
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Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Jan 12, 2021
Jan 12, 2021
1hr 9 min
Katy, our friend and also host of the 'Have You Ever Heard Of?' podcast, ceases to be at least one of these things this week as she comes on t'show to discuss the Netflix original Last Days of American Crime.
I HATE YOU, KATY.
Featuring: Go Gumblefuck, no reasons, Not Rafe Spall, Not Charlie Hunnam, Not Hot, Not Swank, new jingles, pain challenge, Brick the Hero, too busy to harass and the Cop Book.
NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!
Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around!
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
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https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
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Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Jan 6, 2021
Jan 6, 2021
1hr 6 min
Happy New Bloody Year you absolute fools! Starting strong with a recommendation from the Almighty Nell, the Pauls are plunging crotch-first into Zak Snyder guffotron Sucker Punch. Start as you mean to go on, my dear old nan always said. But not how Zak Snyder starts things because Jesus might be watching.
Featuring: multi-layered cinephile, vag up!, t-shirt idea, BYOBS, Tyler Bates bollocks and a joke that hides how upset he is.
*****
NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!
Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around!
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
*****
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
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Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Dec 30, 2020
Dec 30, 2020
1hr 32 min
Against all odds and legal advice/warnings, the Pauls have reached an almighty 200 episodes! Join them as they reflect on the year, talk a bit about film and hear from the guests they had along the way, specifically the one good thing from their worst movies of all time.
There are jokes, too! Big ones!
Featuring: navel gazing and bags of wank.
NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!
Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in a campaign in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure, full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around!
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
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Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Dec 26, 2020
Dec 26, 2020
20 min
Shhhhh! Don't let the family know you've snuck away to spend some naughty time with your favourite Pauls! This time we're having a festive tuck in to some dubbed 70s pornography. What wonders await!
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Dec 22, 2020
Dec 22, 2020
1hr 2 min
Happy Winterval, y'all! The Paulboyz finish up their Christmas run by looking at the much-maligned Christmas Classic Sequel Home Alone 2, asking important questions such as 'why did they repeat this bit?' over and over and over and over again until the words lose all meaning.
Featuring: Daniel Stern's strange contract, Rob Schneider?, steaming pizza, good smooch use, sex lessons for kids and an Adonis and his scumville hotel for jerks.
NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!
Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in a campaign in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure, full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around!
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Dec 15, 2020
Dec 15, 2020
1hr 33 sec
Yo ho ho and a bottle of fun, it's Christmas season (still) and the Pauls are dedicating their podcast (still going) to the bloody holiday I just mentioned! This week the Pauls open up a whole new avenue of sausages and gnomes as they scrape at the film of saccharine separating them from the Hallmark Christmas world – a world where women are kept in their place by lazy scripts and, well, that's about all we gleaned from it.
The one good thing about A Christmas Wedding Tail!
Featuring: Space John and Time Ian, When You’re A Baller, threatening a plot, CSI Mum, the greatest joke of all time, crunchy truths and growing closer together over the summer.
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Dec 8, 2020
Dec 8, 2020
1hr 8 min
The decorations go up on December 1st and the Pauls podcast Christmas for the whole bloody month apparently – this is week the second, and we're megacelebrating with Surviving Christmas starring Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini. Don't tell us we're not constantly giving. Because that would be inaccurate.
Featuring: Third-degree Faye, Spongepaul Squarepaul, Thingo, Unfortunately James Gandolfini, Just Which One’s The Serial Killer: The Game and a pretty good excuse for getting rid of Ben Affleck.
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Dec 1, 2020
Dec 1, 2020
1hr 30 min
Ho oh no, everyone! The Pauls have decided to undertake a season of Christmas films! They're going to start by discussing what the bloody point of Christmas films are! Let's hope the outcome is positive or the next three weeks will just be us crying more than usual. Enjoy!
Featuring: Paul Goodman's very resident evil christmas, nostalgia, Love actually IS depressing as fuck, and Die Hard obviously.
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Nov 24, 2020
Nov 24, 2020
1hr 53 sec
As we approach episode 200 it's time for another funky punt down the history hole – this time it's "worst film of all time" worst film of all time film No Orchids For Miss Blandish, and every word in that sentence I just said is true.
Featuring: weird vamping, journalism gun, the rough touch of Gene Siskel, crazy dames, pointy man, Humphrey Nogart, fight music and Sarah Chronner McGonagalls.
https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K
https://ogtpod.podbean.com
https://facebook.com/ogtpod
https://twitter.com/ogtpod
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.
Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor
*****
Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/
